Carrots

How do they work?

Never Forgotten

I don't think a colleague of mine will ever forget the time he was under massive pressure, working really hard, hyper-stressed and came into our office only to find me browsing wikipedia trying to find out if ants have arse-holes or not. (It turns out they do, but certain types of starfish do not).

Precious Moments

A colleague noted that on the easter eggs brought for us by the company is the marketing slogan "Take time to capture every precious moment, with a hollow chocolate egg [...]". What a wonderful view on life Cadbury has.

Confusing iPod

My iPod decided to play a song called 'No One Knows' followed by another called 'Everybody knows'. What is it trying to tell me?